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like the bored-est of all the boredoms in the entire world- no wait, galaxy.
 
asdfghjkl.

i've never had a charrie like this.
she's just.. irresistible.

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ғᴜʟʟ ɴᴀᴍᴇ: ᴄᴀᴛʀɪᴏɴᴀ 'ᴋᴀᴛʏᴀ' ᴀᴇᴅɴᴀᴛ ᴄᴏʟᴇᴍᴀɴ.
ɴɪᴄᴋɴᴀᴍᴇ(s): sᴛʀɪᴄᴛʟʏ ᴋᴀᴛʏᴀ ᴛᴏ ᴀɴʏᴏɴᴇ ᴏᴜᴛsɪᴅᴇ ᴏғ ʜᴇʀ ғᴀᴍɪʟʏ. ʀᴏɴᴀɴ- ʜᴇʀ ᴏʟᴅᴇʀ ʙʀᴏᴛʜᴇʀ- ᴄᴀʟʟs ʜᴇʀ ᴋᴀᴛ.
ᴀɢᴇ: sɪx ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴛᴇᴇɴ.
ᴅ.ᴏ.ʙ/ᴘ.ᴏ.ʙ: ʙᴏʀɴ ɪɴ ᴄʜᴀʀʟᴇsᴛᴏɴ, sᴏᴜᴛʜ ᴄᴀʀᴏʟɪɴᴀ, ᴏɴ sᴇᴘᴛᴇᴍʙᴇʀ ᴛʜᴇ ғᴏᴜʀᴛᴇᴇɴᴛʜ, ɴɪɴᴇᴛᴇᴇɴ ɴɪɴᴇᴛʏ-sᴇᴠᴇɴ.
Aᴘᴘᴇᴀʀᴀɴᴄᴇ: ᴛʜᴇ ᴘᴇʀғᴇᴄᴛ ғʀɪᴅᴀ ɢᴜsᴛᴀᴠssᴏɴ.
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Pᴇʀsᴏɴᴀʟɪᴛʏ: ʜᴇᴇᴅʟᴇss, ʀᴀᴍʙᴜɴᴄᴛɪᴏᴜs, ғʟɪʀᴛᴀᴛɪᴏᴜs, ᴄᴀɴᴅɪᴅ, ᴀɴᴅ ᴊᴀᴜɴᴛʏ. sʜᴇ's ᴀʟʟ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ sᴇx, ᴘᴀʀᴛʏɪɴɢ, ᴀɴᴅ ᴀɴ ᴏᴠᴇʀᴀʟʟ ɢʀᴇᴀᴛ ᴛɪᴍᴇ. sʜᴇ sᴇᴇᴍs ᴘʀᴇᴛᴛʏ ᴄᴀʀᴇғʀᴇᴇ, ʙᴜᴛ ɪғ sʜᴇ's ᴘᴜsʜᴇᴅ ᴏᴠᴇʀ ʜᴇʀ ʟɪᴍɪᴛ sʜᴇ ᴄᴀɴ sɴᴀᴘ, ʀᴇᴠᴇᴀʟɪɴɢ ᴀ ғɪᴇʀᴄᴇʀ sɪᴅᴇ ᴛʜᴀᴛ sʜᴇ ʀᴀʀᴇʟʏ ʟᴇᴛs sʜᴏᴡ.
Fᴀᴍɪʟʏ:
ɪᴏɴᴀ ᴍᴜʀᴘʜʏ-ᴄᴏʟᴇᴍᴀɴ || ᴍᴏᴛʜᴇʀ || 39 || ʜᴏᴜsᴇᴡɪғᴇ, ʙᴜᴛ ᴅᴏᴇs ᴏᴄᴄᴀsɪᴏɴᴀʟʟʏ ᴍᴏᴅᴇʟ ʙᴀᴄᴋ ɪɴ ᴀᴍᴇʀɪᴄᴀ.
ᴅᴏɴᴀʟ ᴄᴏʟᴇᴍᴀɴ || ғᴀᴛʜᴇʀ || 43 || ᴏᴡɴs ᴀ ʟᴜxᴜʀʏ ᴄʜᴀɪɴ ᴏғ ʜᴏᴛᴇʟs ᴀʙʀᴏᴀᴅ.
ʀᴏɴᴀɴ ᴄᴏʟᴇᴍᴀɴ || ʙʀᴏᴛʜᴇʀ || 18 || sᴛᴜᴅᴇɴᴛ ᴀᴛ ʟɪɴᴅʜɪʟʟ.
ᴇᴍᴍᴇᴛ ᴄᴏʟᴇᴍᴀɴ || ʙʀᴏᴛʜᴇʀ || 8 || sᴛᴜᴅᴇɴᴛ ᴀᴛ ʟɪɴᴅʜɪʟʟ ᴘʀɪᴍᴀʀʏ.
 
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Hᴏᴜsᴇ: ʜᴏᴜsᴇ ᴏғ ᴀᴘᴏʟʟᴏ.
ᴄʟɪǫᴜᴇ ᴄʜᴏɪᴄᴇ #1: ᴇʟɪᴛᴇs ᴀʟᴘʜᴀ.
 
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ɪ ᴀᴍ ʜɪɢʜʟʏ ᴀᴡᴀʀᴇ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴛʜɪs ᴇɴʀᴏʟʟᴍᴇɴᴛ sᴜᴄᴋs.
ʙᴜᴛ ɪ'ᴍ ᴀʟʟᴏᴡᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ sʟᴀᴄᴋ ʙᴇᴄᴀᴜsᴇ ɪᴛ's ᴍʏ ᴄʟᴜʙ.
ᴄ;
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